Disclaimer/Terms of Service

This site is intended for entertainment. While there are some serious things on the Church of Kern site, there is also much that is just plain silly. If anyone is truly offended by anything on these pages, contact the webmaster at brighn@yahoo.com with a clear explanation of what's got you upset, and I'll consider resolutions.

All site content of Our Pink House, which includes the Church of Kern, is copyright Paul Kershaw and/or Valerie Hartzer, all rights reserved, unless indicated otherwise. Certain indicated works may be copyrighted by others, and have been posted on this site by them or with their permission. Content is provided for on-line viewing, and should not be mirrored or otherwise repackaged without the full prior written consent of the author(s). Quoting and linking is acceptable as long as proper attribution is given. In no sense should the appearance of an item of intellectual property on these pages be taken as a release into the public domain, unless specifically indicated.

The Webmaster reserves the right, and in fact has the obligation, to remove offensive material from the site; repeated abuse will result in removal of certain rights. Please don't abuse the dynamic nature of this site and "ruin it for everybody."

Paul Kershaw is also known as Brighn al-Ya'alina (his pagan name), Lord Kern, Steve, and God (his Church of Kern aliases), and Publius Valerius Secundus Festus (his Nova Roma name). Valerie Hartzer is also known as Lucia Valeria Secunda Ianuaria (her Nova Roman name).